The Age of Sincerity

I'm never moving back to the east coast*

happyhour: There’s no baseball until 4 PM today and I feel like an 8 year old on Christmas Eve.  I...

Jul 31st

This is horrifying! POSSUMS FUCKING FREAK ME OUT! ...

Jul 31st

The first book I bought for my cousin and my sister when...

Jul 31st

F***, Marry, Kill -OR- Who Would Yo Do?

This has been the game of choice at work this week. This happens with you have 7 college aged...

Jul 31st

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Confession time: I used to love Marky Mark. My walls were papered with pictures of him. Shirtless. I...

Jul 31st

This makes me want to watch the animated G.I. Joe movie from...

Jul 31st

Posting because I just bought my performer pass! ...

Jul 31st

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Oh, beyond classic! purns: It’s time to do this. Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two ...

Jul 31st

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A pretty recent music video that features Danny Cooksey (Salute Your Shorts, Diff’rent...

Jul 31st

ronbabcock: nedhepburn: (via willzone) Older Pete turned...

Jul 31st

Ooh, can’t wait. I’m gonna trust Jonah’s...

Jul 31st

This is my junior high school. Yes, it is in the basement...

Jul 31st

Just taking a moment to remind you of Tevin Campbell.

Jul 31st

My cabbie

Tonight my cab driver is not so interested in how he can get me home quickly. But he is terribly...

Jul 31st

Don’t you look at him and think, I should name my...

Jul 30th

Outside the American Museum of Natural History

Jul 30th

Let's Try This Again MLB

Now that we know everyone used steroids and the world hasn’t blown up, can we just start over...

Jul 30th

On the bridge trying to blow my sister’s tiny mind!

Jul 30th

Waiting for the subway in Harlem.

Jul 30th

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Machine washable so you and your dog can look like assholes together... THERE IS ONLY ONE SHAPE DOG...

Jul 30th

Stanley, kinda like Flat Stanley

Have you guys heard of the Flat Stanley? It’s a story kids read in grade school about a kid so...

Jul 30th

Just a reminder that you can "Mad Men"...

Jul 30th

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Can’t wait. And Byrnes is right about the Coen’s doing no wrong outside of The...

Jul 30th

Stupid irony

During the Obama campaign I volunteered, went out of state to knock on doors, etc. A few months ago...

Jul 30th

I was watching swimming this weekend and I was reminded of...

Jul 30th

Priceless! zachpaez: Bai Ling & Friend @ ‘Paper Heart’...

Jul 30th

First Baseman or Cartoon Horse? You decide.

Jul 30th

“Mark Teixeira looks like the prince’s horse in one of...”
— My boyfriend.  I think so...

Jul 30th

Damn. Damn damn.

I just realized that I didn’t finish the first season of Mad Men. Somehow the last...

Jul 30th

I hear this song and it's like I am 17 again.

Jul 30th

My Boyfriend’s Rules for Watching The Bonnie Hunt Show 1. Sit back 2. Relax 3. Enjoy

Jul 30th

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Yes. purns: Madonna - Celebration All-new freshly-leaked SUMMERJAM!

Jul 30th

Look what Amanda did! sitko: I just invented this...

Jul 30th

Oh girl, he tried to take me and my friend Sean...

Jul 30th

Guess what I’m about to watch! I missed last week, so...

Jul 29th

Go to this or you are a jerk. This is one of the few shows I...

Jul 29th

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Um, okay. I’m mildly lost for words. The Wu is pretty high on my list, in that they are only a...

Jul 29th

Why isn’t this happening everywhere I go? hat is the...

Jul 29th

Tomorrow night my job is showing Troll 2 in Williamsburg. ...

Jul 29th

I’ve decided to jump on the GPOYW bandwagon with this...

Jul 29th

Once I was walking near Madison Square Garden...

Jul 29th

Duff, Mary-Alice, and Geoff are where it’s at. They...

Jul 29th

Cake boss?!?! What’s a cake boss? I’m sorry...

Jul 29th

yahoo + bing = i don't give a fuck

Word. The news that two websites I never use are merging is not going to make me more interested in...

Jul 29th

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I love good sportsmanship. Truly. happyhour: Mark Buerhle remained perfect well into the 6th inning...

Jul 29th

My old desk at an old job in LA. I forgot that I had a...

Jul 29th

“Young guys today rely on stuff. They throw 100 pitches; they...”
— Cardinals manager Tony La...

Jul 29th

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The first song I heard in 2009. purns: T.I. (feat Rihanna) - Live Your Life Special dedication...

Jul 29th

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Makes me think of how many hours me and the boys spent playing Moonwalker in the cru room in High...

Jul 29th

Few things tickle me as much as when I see the commercial...

Jul 29th

I really really love this show and if you have a DVR or a...

Jul 29th

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Wow. I just watched the film Chaplin last week, and between that and Todd posting about City Lights...

Jul 29th

Thanks sign

I saw a sign this morning that read: Let education be your economic stimulus And I laughed because...

Jul 28th

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Once again the film In A Dream is the talk of my office. I am the Festival Manager for an outdoor...

Jul 28th

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Amy is a badass. Purns used the perfect word for it. purns: …she then flew back to NYC and did...

Jul 28th

Seriously, I need a public option.

I’m getting all stressed out by these terminators fighting so hard to keep you and I from...

Jul 28th

I am always glad to see pictures that include Jessica...

Jul 28th

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You’ve got to love Charlyne. kulap: Charlyne getting sexy with Channing Tatum!

Jul 28th

Hey butthead! Remember me bro?

Jul 28th

He split that expensive suit. I hope this wasn’t a 400...

Jul 28th

If you put the vegetables in ice, it’s just like the...

Jul 28th

Dinner Date

The boyfriend and I had our semi-annual meal at Mesa Grill last night. We go every Restaurant Week....

Jul 28th

“ you must love Harold and Maude…”
— the moment I knew my new aunt...

Jul 28th

I can't stop looking at this website about...

Jul 28th

Springsteen To Play Entire 'Born To Run'...

Jul 28th

My boyfriend and I are big fans of these guys. My boyfriend...

Jul 27th

Desperate Time, Desperate Measures

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) You should closely monitor your environment for beguiling appearances of...

Jul 27th

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If she were a jerk, she wouldn’t react this way. That’s why I actually think she’s...

Jul 27th

Byrnes was the first person I saw to post about...

Jul 27th

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Zach Woods from UCB-NY is in this. Check it! happyhour: In the Loop trailer

Jul 27th

Preparing for football season posts, I found...

Jul 27th

Oh snap! Bud Selig "seriously considering"...

Jul 27th

Post Number 500 New Orleans 2004. I just had the equivalent...

Jul 27th

For all those people I know being shocked and annoyed that...

Jul 27th

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Blech, fucking blech, gagging, gagging, bad bad bad. This is why when going through old boxes this...

Jul 27th

Merce Cunningham has died. He was 90 years old. The...

Jul 27th

Countdown to 500

I’m very close to making my 500th post. 300 of them have come in the last week alone. Hi oh! I...

Jul 27th

I want to work for Jay-Z

I’ve spent the last 6 years having jobs that I learned a lot from because they put me in close...

Jul 27th

My friend Melanie Hamlett who has a hilarious blog you...

Jul 27th

Places I Can't Eat From Because of the...

1. Subway 2. McDonald’s 3. Cold-Stone Creamery 4. Taco Bell 5. Circus Circus buffet in...

Jul 27th

I’ll never understand that crown of hair.

Jul 27th

Oh Elaine’s terrible dresses.

Jul 27th

Is it just me or does Julia Louis-Dreyfuss look amazing....

Jul 27th

Really. She is 48 years old.

Jul 27th

Google sure does tell you a lot about what the world is...

Jul 27th

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Another good one.  purns: dunford: Bill Withers - Lovely Day Hey, Purns?...

Jul 27th

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Yep, I got it from here Condi, damn condi: the rock is still alive everytime I rhyme…

Jul 27th

New York Stuff

You ever have a cabbie that is really nice and then he randomly starts going off on some racist...

Jul 26th

The first time I heard this song I thought...

Jul 26th

I do like a few of Rihanna’s faster songs. But the...

Jul 26th

Download link: Jay-Z, Rihanna, Kanye - Run...

Jul 26th

Have you ever seen this awesome Chola-fest? Mi Vida Loca is...

Jul 26th

This is what I’ll be doing today. Though I am far less...

Jul 26th

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Thanks to whoever edited together this short video of all the best scenes in The Happening. If you...

Jul 26th

On Purpose Spoiler Alert

Jul 26th

Love him. Nice looking out Annie.

Jul 26th

Thank you! This drives me nuts. Everytime I see him at bat I...

Jul 25th

Jay-Z will be taking the place of the Beastie Boys at the...

Jul 25th

My cabbie

Last night I was exhausted and was full on hobbling, barely walking a centimeter with every step by...

Jul 25th

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Oh Dave Holmes, you genius. Seriously, I haven’t been this motivated to write jokes in a...

Jul 25th

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There are moments where you say: “thanks internet.” delightmare: Somehow I missed...

Jul 25th

This is Probably Why I Hit Him With the...

Movies I didn’t see as a kid: 1. The Princess Bride 2. The Neverending Story 3. Willy Wonka...

Jul 25th

Hey, what’s up? Don’t I look smarmy as fuck? I...

Jul 25th

F***ing Hell!

I just looked up Michael Arndt on IMDB and it turns out he wrote the screenplay for Toy Story 3. I...

Jul 25th

Unsurprisingly, I am with him on these except for Diablo...

Jul 25th

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Classic! purns: Digital Underground - Humpty Dance Because I know how to SUMMERJAM.

Jul 24th

Is this real?

On my way to work today I saw a much older woman going braless in a blue shirt that said “Sag...

Jul 24th

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Arrgh, I missed it! I could’ve watched it on MLB.tv. I was wondering why I heard some guy on...

Jul 24th

Oh I hate these ads. Byrnes is so right about this guy. And...

Jul 24th

Alright boys, you’re doing well and you’re all...

Jul 24th

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Ugh, words can not express how fricking boring this is. I know that’s not a good way to get...

Jul 24th

Thanks to fellow former LA-er Mary Catherine Hamelin, I now...

Jul 24th

You Can Take the Girl Out of Brooklyn...

Last night while picking up take out I walked by this guy who hit the bill of my cap really hard and...

Jul 24th

“I know we facin a recession But the music yall makin gonna...”
— Jay-Z in “D.O.A.”

Jul 23rd

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I would have reblogged faster but I wasn’t at my computer! This video is like my heaven. I...

Jul 23rd

I didn't know about this?!?!?!?!?!

Jul 23rd

This little guy is my Fantasy Football mascot. I won my...

Jul 23rd

This is one of the funniest TV shows ever and its now...

Jul 23rd

Look, its Bo Jackson again.  Anything I see related to...

Jul 23rd

I've never been to Comic-Con. This makes...

kulap: I luv peeps who dress up 4 Con. I thought they were going extinct, pleasantly surprised...

Jul 23rd

This article about Valerie Jarret is really interesting. Can...

Jul 23rd

Hoboken mayor arrested 23 days into office

Jul 23rd

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Possum Dixon is one of my all time favorite bands.  Together during the 90s, they are a full on...

Jul 23rd

And now for a new feature...

I don’t really like to talk about music at all. Some people get really into it and I...

Jul 23rd

I spend a lot of time with her second album.

Jul 23rd

Trapped in A Box

My dad died in December. I stayed home for days at a time because I didn’t have the energy to...

Jul 23rd

Thanks to my foot problem, this is the product I have...

Jul 23rd

patbaer: RIP Les Lye, age 84 The only cast member to be...

Jul 23rd

“What makes humans human is precisely that they do not know...”
— Curtis Sittenfeld, Prep (via...

Jul 23rd

“The doctors believed their best interests were not being met...”
— From the Wikipedia entry on...

Jul 22nd

This is Tommy Douglas. He is widely considered the Greatest...

Jul 22nd

Looks like there is something new to watch online. ...

Jul 22nd

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I gave this book to my baby sis not too long after she was born. It’s an important one. ...

Jul 22nd

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jonahray: FINALLY:  the end of BACK TO THE FUTURE pt 1 and the begining of BACK TO THE FUTURE pt 2...

Jul 22nd

Tech Support in Florida

Customer: “My internet is not working.”
Me: “I can help you with that. Are the lights on your modem lit?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Good, is the one labeled ‘online’ blinking?”
Customer: “I don’t have a light like that, but it does have the time.”
Me: “The…time?”
Customer: “Yes, and there’s a button labeled snooze!”

Jul 22nd

Ooh, different bleachers. I never sat in the bleachers at...

Jul 22nd

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My old roomie trying to get Will to answer. You never know when Will is going to return a call, but...

Jul 22nd

After watching this season with my dorm friends during...

Jul 22nd

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This 28 second clip is of one of my favorite sounds ever. Take a listen.

Jul 21st

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purns: Technotronic - C’Mon Move This Don’t act like this isn’t a Summerjam

Jul 21st

Bo Jackson's Wikipedia entry reads like the...

Jul 21st

happyhour: Hi.  I’m Joe Torre.  I was the first player in NL...

Jul 21st

Duh, reblog! jonahray: DOWNLOAD WITH ME: The STATES...

Jul 21st

Telling Stories

Last night I did a really fun show. Everyone was awesome.  I think my favorite takeaway line for...

Jul 21st

It’s Berry. Berry Gordy. Not Barry. Check it.

Jul 21st

“Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter Togetherness,...”
— I’ll Be There as...

Jul 21st

I know I am late on this. Well 2 weeks late exactly, but I...

Jul 21st

This came up when I googled “Olsen Twins.” It...

Jul 21st

look at this guy! patbaer: (via haveabeagle) I really...

Jul 21st

The Shogun of Harlem has the glow.

Jul 20th

Things I hate more than Weezer:

Can I reblog this since I haven’t been a Weezer fan since 5 minutes after I heard the Green...

Jul 20th

It’s amazing how furious one can get when you see a pending charge on your debit card you...

Jul 20th

I get to leave the house tonight to tell a...

Jul 20th

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The next sentence is crazy! MCA and Ad-Rock are so cute in this video announcing MCA’s...

Jul 20th

These sneakers are my velveteen rabbit. I bought them last...

Jul 20th

Remember this story? The boy loves his rabbit but it has to...

Jul 20th

Bobby is a music video love interest!!!!

Jul 20th

I’ll never stop loving the Beastie Boys, even as hey...

Jul 20th

Adam Yauch aka MCA of the Beastie Boys has cancer....

Jul 20th

“Baseball and football are very different games. In a way,...”
— Bo Jackson

Jul 20th

I just wanted to take a moment and remind you of Bo Jackson.

Jul 20th

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Can’t wait! purns: johnrobertwilson: Mystery Team- New Theatrical Trailer MYSTERY TEAM...

Jul 20th

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You should watch this because it’s Rich Fulcher. When I was at UCB-LA, I got a message one...

Jul 19th

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Matt Braunger - Soak Up the Night. Matt is a really funny guy that I met somehow through a...

Jul 19th

“Women and girls have been discriminated against for too long...”
— Jimmy Carter (via patbaer)

Jul 19th

10 Comics to Watch: Matt Braunger (Variety)

Jul 19th

When Censorship is Fun

I Think “Can I get a what what” is more fun to say than “Can I get a fuck...

Jul 19th

Whoa, Donatella Versace before plastic surgery looks just...

Jul 19th

What the hell is happening to your breast?!?!

Jul 19th

Tiger!! I can’t believe you didn’t make the cut....

Jul 19th

Okay, sorry. Maybe I shouldn’t have brought it up. ...

Jul 19th

I don’t know how people look at this and get really...

Jul 19th

500 Days of Dyshidrotic Eczema

I have a really weird form of eczema on the sole of my foot.  It’s so bad that I can’t...

Jul 18th

Netflix is really pushing this movie on me. This is one of...

Jul 18th

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This song reminds me of a summer long ago… jonahray: Paul Westerberg: Dyslexic Heart Not...

Jul 18th

“I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them I Jack, I Rob, I sin Awww...”
— Jay-Z - Brooklyn Go Hard

Jul 18th

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This movie is lovely. We just showed it last week in Williamsburg. The filmmakers are moving into...

Jul 18th

One time I used the phrase "killing 2...

That vegan would have really hated me. Instead of “killing 2 birds with 1 stone,” I say...

Jul 17th

“I’m tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this...”
— Sam Jackson in Snakes on a...

Jul 17th

This pic made me happy and sad at the same time. Mmm,...

Jul 16th

If I had a lawn, I would buy this without...

Jul 16th

Whaaaaaaat?!?! These are jello shots I can believe in. ...

Jul 16th

First base y’all.

Jul 16th

I just started following Byrnes’ tumblr so I was...

Jul 16th

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A little music in honor of the reblog I did of Purns’ post. The first 30 seconds alone will...

Jul 16th

Oooh, maybe I’ll watch 2001: A Space Odyssey today...

Jul 16th

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Quick 30 second video of RNC Chair Michael Steele talking about his heros to a group of teens.  As...

Jul 16th

People watching Top Chef: Masters in other cities might not...

Jul 16th

This Brad Pitt is the best Brad Pitt. By the way, when did...

Jul 16th

It’s true. He’s too pretty otherwise. condi: ...

Jul 16th

I think what is exciting about this is not that Ben is...

Jul 16th

Or it could be this. Either one really.

Jul 16th

In answer to Bas’ question: Like this. Duh.

Jul 16th

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My amazing friend Lauren wrote this, so check it out. She is the only other woman I know who...

Jul 15th

“You say I’m so crazy Coming home intoxicated I say I...”
— Rick James - Give it to me...

Jul 15th

I'll be in NYC Monday night, live from...

Jul 15th

No thank you.

Jul 15th

“There’s a glitch in the Matrix”
— I think this everytime I have...

Jul 15th

Just wanted to point out all the little dorky things that...

Jul 15th

This is a picture of my DVD of The State: The Complete...

Jul 15th

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Who knew that when left to his own devices Kanye really just wants to make the music Rick Astley...

Jul 15th

Oh Hello! Let me blow your f***ing mind…with soup. ...

Jul 15th

Working from home today

You know what that means.  Lots of friends will get overly sincere comments posted on their wall on...

Jul 15th

Did you know giovanni ribisi and beck...

Duh Condi, How’d you miss this? Beck married the red-afroed girl from Dazed and Confused. Saw...

Jul 15th

I think Lady Gaga is fine as long as you don’t take...

Jul 15th

A much softer looking but less memorable RiRi chillin with...

Jul 14th

Here is a hint. It’s one of my all-time favorites. I...

Jul 14th

Met him when I was buying art at the World of Wonder Gallery...

Jul 14th

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Up there on my list of all time fave hip hop songs. purns: A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario BLUE...

Jul 14th

The MLB All-Star game is in St. Louis tomorrow. I hope they...

Jul 13th

Was fun to watch swimming on NBC this weekend. It made me...

Jul 13th

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The intro clip from Hoax 2: Anarachy Across America. It was a skate video (red VHS tape!) I used to...

Jul 13th

Friends don’t let friends give the world non-verbal...

Jul 13th

The Adventures of Mr. Mooseknuckle

If ladies can have cameltoe, then men can have a visit from Mr. Mooseknuckle. The thing that made...

Jul 13th

I wear this button. And I mean it.

Jul 13th

From my real job: Another great moment...

Customer: Hey, I wanna buy a ticket
Awesome Canadian Staff Member: I'm sorry we are sold out.
Customer: Let me ask you something, what does sold out mean?
ACSM: (trying to be nice) Well, it means we don't have...
Me: (interrupting and not trying to be nice) You know what sold out usually means when you go to an anywhere? Well it still means the same thing here. Sold out
(Dirty tender hipster had the nerve to stand there and try to tell me I was being a jerk, as if I care. Who the eff asks what sold out means when there is a line of people who actually need to be helped behind them?
Oh I know, it's people who think they might be made of some magic that would change the meaning of sold out for them despite the fact that they just heard us turn away 30 other people.)

Jul 13th

This is where delicious Margaritas are born.

Jul 13th

Bobby Flay isn’t my favorite food network personality...

Jul 13th

RESTAURANT WEEK BEGINS TODAY!!!!! Oh joy of joys. Over the...

Jul 13th

Wyatt is the bestest. condi: wyatt being precious with a...

Jul 11th

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Listen to this song and tell me it isn’t Justin’s version of  MJ’s P.Y.T. Same...

Jul 9th

It must be weird to have a voice like someone doing an...

Jul 9th

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Automatic reblog! I also told Purns this in a text. If you love summerjams, follow him. Hell, if...

Jul 9th

“All the colors of the world should be Lovin’ each...”
— -From The Jackson’s...

Jul 9th

Pet Peeve of the Week

For serious reals. But for me you can say pet peeve of my life. You know who else is with us on...

Jul 8th

Just saying...

I have missed most of the MJ tributes as I don’t have cable, and I just turn the TV off when I...

Jul 8th

Can we just say goodbye now?

People I would be stoked to never see anything about or hear from ever again: 1. Former Governor...

Jul 4th

If I had my way, you would stop posting...

condi: cuz he looks like a gayer version of Eli Roth to me Daisy again: Yeah Laura, he really...

Jul 2nd